Mysterio, your baby clothes are the most unique baby tees I’ve ever seen. You predicted my son will grow to become a Donut Tycoon. Will it really happen? My wife hates donuts but I can’t get enough of them!

My foolish, American Father-Friend, of course my prediction is accurate. Why, I have created thousands of baby clothing items with such fantastically precise predictions. My baby clothes have been given as shower gifts in my country for years and never have my powers been questioned. In 30 years you will write again to me in a more humble manner to praise what you once saw as a novelty baby gift. You will also be quite obese from the free donut gorging and your wife will have run off with the man in charge of glazing. Mysterio predicts!!
–Mysterio, Mentalist, Seer and Baby Clothes Manufacturer