I noticed you have a lot of political baby shirts on your site. They’re cute baby clothes, I suppose, but will you do when our alien overlords come to destroy the Earth and take the entire wealthy political freemasons home?

We totally thought of that when we created these cool political baby tee shirts. We have a secret stash of cute baby clothes that have extra arm (or tentacle) holes. We don’t know how they procreate, but aliens need cool baby clothes too, right? Seriously and all kidding aside, that’s why we make our fun baby clothes in a bunker, 50 miles below sea level.