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	Mysterio Predicts the Week of September 21, 2009 Baby is excited to visit the car wash this week. The possibility of meeting a Movie Star or even an Indian Chief is titillating to say the least.

Mysterio Predicts is a weekly guest blogger on the Wry Baby Blog. Mysterio’s views are not necessarily endorsed by Wry Baby and Wry Baby is not responsible for any future predictions that may or may not come to fruition.

Mysterio Predicts, Wry Baby’s resident infant mentalist, was featured on cookie.com’s NESTING blog. Thanks to Sarah for giving him some ink! Of course, Mysterio claims he knew you would eventually. He’s kind of a jerk like that. Click here to check out the review.

Are two debates enough to have you thinking that, really, just about anyone can be President? Even your sweet baby lamb? Kick off Junior’s presidential bid in style with our funny political baby t-shirt, Me for President! This funny baby political shirt (along with other funny baby politica gear) is on sale for just $12! Get yours before your other infant presidential rivals snap them all up!

Find this funny baby political tee along with other funny baby clothes at wrybaby.com. I’m a guy who works at Wry Baby and I approve this post.

With two debates behind us, November fast approaching and our retirement portfolios becoming smoking craters, Wry Baby has done the patriotic thing by marking down their funny political baby clothes in a massive way. Right now, any political baby outfit, political baby snapsuit and political baby t-shirt is only $12! That’s right, no typos. FYI, you’re best bets are the hilarious political outfits that were once retailing at the pre-economic melt down price of $40 each! So get ‘em while they last and have the most politically charged baby at the polls!

As I said, the baby political outfits are regularly $40, the baby political tees are normally $34 and the political baby snapsuits are usually $24. That means your saving over 70% on some of these top quality baby clothes! Click here to see e’m big.

Wry Baby is proud to announce our super-fun collaboration with the always smart and entertaining neatorama.com. We both rubbed our brains together and sparked off these hilarious sets of matching adult shirt / snapsuit combos. And as a bonus, there are all kinds of size combos to choose from. We’re even doing toddler sizes so the whole fam can join in! They’re only available at neatorama.com’s online shop, so click here to take a short trip to check out these one of a kind, special sets. Available now!

This one’s my favorite. And get this:  Each combos is only $24.99! I know! What are you still doing here?!

Also, is this not the cutest baby ever? I’m serious. Shockingly cute. Our “Best Friends Forever” combo also comes in pink for the ladies! Find your family’s BFFs here.

The Fourth of July is fast approaching and Wry Baby has marked all our funny baby clothes with a Fourth of July theme down by 40%. Now little Horatio or Henrietta can look smart at that 4th of July parade by sporting the finest in Wry Baby’s line of funny baby clothes. And at 40% off this limited edition of July 4th fare, you may even have some money left over for sparklers! And smoke bombs. Don’t forget the smoke bombs!

40% off these funny baby clothes sounds good, but it’s actually better than you think. Check it out…

• GIVE KIDS THE VOTE t-shirt was $34 and is NOW ONLY $20
• TINY DEMOCRAT and TEENY REPUBLICAN outfits were $40 and are NOW JUST $24
• Our TOTALLY NON-PARTISAN snapsuit was $24. NOW IT’S $14
• The wildly popular VETO VEGGIES bib was $14 but it’s NOW ONLY $8.40

And there’s even more funny baby stuff for the Fourth, so hurry over to Wry Baby to order before this awesome sale ends on 7-06-08.

	Monday June 16, 2008 Your baby will become sticky and irritable. You will be sticky and irritable. Your husband will be sticky and irritable and if you have other children, pets or even friends, they will also be sticky and irritable. Holy Houdini, even I am sticky an irritable!

Mysterio Predicts is a special guest and co-contributer to Raising Funny People – The Wry Baby Blog. Wry Baby, makers of funny baby clothes, unique baby shower gifts and fun gifts for new parents bring you Mysterio Predicts every Monday here at wrybaby.com/blog.

To learn more about Mysterio, or purchase Mysterio’s popular baby tee shirts featuring Mysterio’s predictions of your baby’s amazing future, visit Mysterio’s corner of Wry Baby at www.wrybaby.com/mysterio-predicts.aspx. You can write to Mysterio at mysterio@wrybaby.com but be aware that not only is he very busy with his predictions and may not reply right away, he is also kind of a jerk. All the great ones are.

	Monday June 9, 2008 I see you and your child waiting in a very long line at a storefront. The people in line with you will have much disposable income that they are eager to part with and some will have slept all night to be the first inside to give all their money to a man named Steve.

Mysterio Predicts is a special guest and co-contributer to Raising Funny People – The Wry Baby Blog. Wry Baby, makers of funny baby clothes, unique baby shower gifts and fun gifts for new parents bring you Mysterio Predicts every Monday here at wrybaby.com/blog.

To learn more about Mysterio, or purchase Mysterio’s popular baby tee shirts featuring Mysterio’s predictions of your baby’s amazing future, visit Mysterio’s corner of Wry Baby at www.wrybaby.com/mysterio-predicts.aspx. You can write to Mysterio at mysterio@wrybaby.com but be aware that not only is he very busy with his predictions and may not reply right away, he is also kind of a jerk. All the great ones are.

Now that Wry Baby‘s home state of North Carolina has clearly chosen Obama, and Indiana sort-of-kind-of picked Clinton, what are we left with? Well, a lot of what we went in with. Everyone’s talking about who’s getting the white & black votes, but we think there’s a demographic that can decide this thing fairly quickly. Give Kids the Vote.

Health care issues are important, but who wouldn’t want to see Obama wooing 2nd grade boys with promises of an invincible robot army? Hillary might suggest a summer tax break on Popsicles. Of course, there would be drawbacks. I don’t know if the electronic ballot readers can read crayon. And what if the Republican kids show up to beat down the Democrat kids? Well, we can probably figure this out before they figure out what to do about Florida and Michigan.

In the meantime, you can stop by wrybaby.com to support our cause and pick up our super fancy, Limited Edition Give Kids the Vote tee shirt. Made of really soft, thick cotton with faux waffle sleeves, it’s a cool kid’s shirt that a kid’ll be proud to wear. Our son wears his Me for President shirt everywhere and he never fails to get someone listen to his top issues (where do you think I got the “robot army” bit?).

Wry Baby’s limited edition political tees are a great non-partisan baby shower gift. Give Kids the Vote and Me for President also come as big kid tees in sizes 2,4,6 & 8. Give Kids the Vote and Me for President political kids tee shirts are available now at wrybaby.com for $34 ea.

Oh, and for those of you who are just waiting for this to all go away, Wry Baby offers this non-committal snapsuit for the wee undecided.

NOTE: The Wry Baby Totally Non-Partisan Snapsuit may attract crowds of people wearing american flag ties handing out leaflets. Use with caution. Available in 0-6 month and 6-12 month sizes at wrybaby.com for $24.