Feb 16
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Dec 31

2009 sucked, right? We’re not just waving chickens around the office while Mysterio shouts incantations in a weird voice. For a limited time we’re offering our classic “NEW” Snapsuit™ for 50% OFF the SALE PRICE. That’s right. $8.50! Now THAT’S starting 2010 right, no? See details below.

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Dec 22

Usually, nothing says, “I ran out of time” like a gift certificate. But Wry Baby’s Gift Certificate is actually such a labor-intensive, painstaking process, that you’d be a fool not to capitalize on our bad business sense and old-world craftsmanship. See below why a Wry Baby Gift Certificate is actually the most thoughtful gift you can email this season.

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Dec 14

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1. Don’t Panic Snapsuit™Because you know that’s all they’re going to be doing for the next year - $25  2. The Wheel of Responsibility® - Who will handle that 3am feeding? Who gets a nap? Let FATE decide - $11.95 3. Safe Baby Handling Tips Board BookOur best-selling book of hilariously illustrated, basic baby handling instructions - $9.95  4. Wry Baby Gift Tote- Like everything we make, our gift wrapping is special AND useful. Printed on both sides so both Mom and Dad can use it. - $9.99 (or FREE if Mysterio guessed your holiday presents. See coupon for details).

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Dec 7

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1. Extra Nipples4 nipple pins for nursing Moms, art models or the elderly (?) - $9, 2. Mysterio PredictsMysterio Predicts your child’s future (on a nice t-shirt) – amazingly only $12.95 3. Wheel of Responsibility for the iPhoneOur best-selling chore-dealing game is now an iPhone app with a special stats feature that tells you who’s getting the shaft from Fate – .99¢ 4. Snarky Burp ClothsExude the finest in Mom-itude sentiments – ON SALE FOR $14.99 (until 12/25/09) 5. Drooly BibWater-proof, but in no way  giggle-proof – $9.99 6. Proud Parent PinsThink of it as diaper bag flare for hip Moms and Dads, $9 per pack.

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Dec 4

Look up.  little to the right…see it up there? In the corner by the BLOG button? That green bar that says FREE GROUND SHIPPING? It’s true, you know. Order over $55 worth of the funnest baby gifts on the intertubes and you got yourself some extra dough to throw around like Scrooge after a bad dream, Baby!

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Offer ends 12-31-09. Check out your shipping deadline HERE.

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Nov 20

Our resident “infant mentalist”, Mysterio Predicts (creator of his own line of novelty baby clothes) has expanded his powers of predicting childrens’ futures to predicting what people of all ages are getting for Christmas! For FREE even! He’s been at it on the wrybaby.com home page for only a couple of days and already over 3500 visitors have flocked to have their holiday gifts predicted. Some early users have reported that they will be expecting things like waterbeds, unicycles, nude self-portraits and even a “lifetime of drama” from friends, co-workers and family.

What will do YOUR friends and family have in store for you this season? Find out NOW! Only at wrybaby.com, of course.

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Sep 13

Our cute organic baby outfit is just $20 until October 1. Package your little Sweet Pea in our snuggly warm, 100% Skal certified organic long sleeve shirt and pants. Each organic shirt comes printed (with eco-friendly inks, of course) with a silly fruit crate label telling folks that your baby is fresh picked and unspoiled. Our design team was inspired by the wholesome goodness of fruit and vegetable stickers of yore and had a blast recreating the look and feel. And matched with our organic outfit’s natural coloring makes it all the more perfect. Pick up your organic outfit today over at wrybaby.com before they go out of season!

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Jul 22

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Jun 23

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Our funny 4th of July fare is 50% OFF right now at wrybaby.com. Check it out.
Sale ends July 18, 2009

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