Jun 23
Monday
June 23, 2008

With baby safe in your moter vehicle, you will stand outside with a cool metal nozzle in your hand. Sweat will drip from your brow as you squeeze the trigger, releasing an explosive discharge that will cost you dearly. Then you’ll probably get groceries together.

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Jun 16
Monday
June 16, 2008

Your baby will become sticky and irritable. You will be sticky and irritable. Your husband will be sticky and irritable and if you have other children, pets or even friends, they will also be sticky and irritable. Holy Houdini, even I am sticky an irritable!

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Jun 9
Monday
June 9, 2008

I see you and your child waiting in a very long line at a storefront. The people in line with you will have much disposable income that they are eager to part with and some will have slept all night to be the first inside to give all their money to a man named Steve.

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Jun 2
Monday
June 2, 2008

Be warned! By this Friday the world will seem to fill with children of all ages! A terrible plague of teenagers will fill your local malls` and speed down the streets of your subdivision. You will protect your family by staying indoors until late August.

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May 26
Monday
May 26, 2008

Very strange.

I see just three words:

Charred meat tubes.

I know not what this means.

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May 19
Monday
May 19, 2008

As fantastic as it may sound, you and your baby will find yourselves in an immense room filled with cured meats, exotic fruits and delicacies from around the world. You will both wander for what will seem like hours with some sort of wheeled cart to contain all that you desire.

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May 14
Wednesday
May 19, 2007

Mysterio predicts your baby will smile and coo as always this week, but don’t be fooled! This week your child will secretly learn to walk, drive and order Chinese take-out. While these skills will be kept hidden from you until the age of 16 years, Mysterio suggests keeping an eye on your credit card statements in the future.

Mysterio Predicts is a special guest and co-contributer to Raising Funny People – The Wry Baby Blog. Wry Baby, makers of funny baby clothes, unique baby shower gifts and fun gifts for new parents bring you Mysterio Predicts every Monday here at wrybaby.com/blog.

To learn more about Mysterio, or purchase Mysterio’s popular baby tee shirts featuring Mysterio’s predictions of your baby’s amazing future, visit Mysterio’s corner of Wry Baby at www.wrybaby.com/mysterio-predicts.aspx. You can write to Mysterio at mysterio@wrybaby.com but be aware that not only is he very busy with his predictions and may not reply right away, he is also kind of a jerk. All the great ones are.

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