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	Mysterio Predicts the Week of August 18, 2008 With the back of your hand, gently press it against your child’s forehead. Be sure that the hair is swept up and it is only your skin against the soft skin of your child’s face. Now, if he/she doesn’t have Olympic fever, there must be something seriously wrong.

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To learn more about Mysterio, or purchase Mysterio’s popular baby tee shirts featuring Mysterio’s predictions of your baby’s amazing future, visit Mysterio’s corner of Wry Baby at www.wrybaby.com/mysterio-predicts.aspx. You can write to Mysterio at mysterio@wrybaby.com but be aware that not only is he very busy with his predictions and may not reply right away, he is also kind of a jerk. All the great ones are.

	Mysterio Predicts the Week of August 11, 2008 Allow your child watch Olympic coverage for 36 consecutive hours this week. Then leave the child alone in a room with only a javelin, some chalk dust and walls painted with thousands of expectant spectators. You shall be surprised at the results!

Mysterio Predicts is a special guest and co-contributer to Raising Funny People - The Wry Baby Blog. Wry Baby, makers of funny baby clothes, unique baby shower gifts and fun gifts for new parents bring you Mysterio Predicts every Monday here at wrybaby.com/blog.

To learn more about Mysterio, or purchase Mysterio’s popular baby tee shirts featuring Mysterio’s predictions of your baby’s amazing future, visit Mysterio’s corner of Wry Baby at www.wrybaby.com/mysterio-predicts.aspx. You can write to Mysterio at mysterio@wrybaby.com but be aware that not only is he very busy with his predictions and may not reply right away, he is also kind of a jerk. All the great ones are.

	Mysterio Predicts the Week of August 4, 2008 On Wednesday, August 6th, at exactly 3:43pm, if you were to firmly, but not forcefully, press your ear to your baby’s left ear, you will be astonished to hear sounds of ocean waves lapping the shore. It will last for several minutes.

Mysterio Predicts is a special guest and co-contributer to Raising Funny People - The Wry Baby Blog. Wry Baby, makers of funny baby clothes, unique baby shower gifts and fun gifts for new parents bring you Mysterio Predicts every Monday here at wrybaby.com/blog.

To learn more about Mysterio, or purchase Mysterio’s popular baby tee shirts featuring Mysterio’s predictions of your baby’s amazing future, visit Mysterio’s corner of Wry Baby at www.wrybaby.com/mysterio-predicts.aspx. You can write to Mysterio at mysterio@wrybaby.com but be aware that not only is he very busy with his predictions and may not reply right away, he is also kind of a jerk. All the great ones are.

	Mysterio Predicts the Week of July 28, 2008 This week will be special for you and your baby. You will simultaneously wish that life would be easier if you were in each others shoes and then it will happen with hilarious results. You will both be very relieved when returned to normal.

Mysterio Predicts is a special guest and co-contributer to Raising Funny People - The Wry Baby Blog. Wry Baby, makers of funny baby clothes, unique baby shower gifts and fun gifts for new parents bring you Mysterio Predicts every Monday here at wrybaby.com/blog.

To learn more about Mysterio, or purchase Mysterio’s popular baby tee shirts featuring Mysterio’s predictions of your baby’s amazing future, visit Mysterio’s corner of Wry Baby at www.wrybaby.com/mysterio-predicts.aspx. You can write to Mysterio at mysterio@wrybaby.com but be aware that not only is he very busy with his predictions and may not reply right away, he is also kind of a jerk. All the great ones are.

	Monday July 21, 2008 Your child will be quite grumpy all week. Your usual strategies of soothing and calming will be ineffective, however, because The Dark Knight is rated PG-13 and you really shouldn’t let a baby see that sort of thing.

Mysterio Predicts is a special guest and co-contributer to Raising Funny People - The Wry Baby Blog. Wry Baby, makers of funny baby clothes, unique baby shower gifts and fun gifts for new parents bring you Mysterio Predicts every Monday here at wrybaby.com/blog.

To learn more about Mysterio, or purchase Mysterio’s popular baby tee shirts featuring Mysterio’s predictions of your baby’s amazing future, visit Mysterio’s corner of Wry Baby at www.wrybaby.com/mysterio-predicts.aspx. You can write to Mysterio at mysterio@wrybaby.com but be aware that not only is he very busy with his predictions and may not reply right away, he is also kind of a jerk. All the great ones are.

	Monday July 14, 2008 Mystic charts tell me the Moon is in Sagittarius today transitioning through the week to Capricorn, then Aquarius. These are excellent conditions for teaching your child the ABCs, basic shapes and how to dismantle and clean medievil weaponry.

Mysterio Predicts is a special guest and co-contributer to Raising Funny People - The Wry Baby Blog. Wry Baby, makers of funny baby clothes, unique baby shower gifts and fun gifts for new parents bring you Mysterio Predicts every Monday here at wrybaby.com/blog.

To learn more about Mysterio, or purchase Mysterio’s popular baby tee shirts featuring Mysterio’s predictions of your baby’s amazing future, visit Mysterio’s corner of Wry Baby at www.wrybaby.com/mysterio-predicts.aspx. You can write to Mysterio at mysterio@wrybaby.com but be aware that not only is he very busy with his predictions and may not reply right away, he is also kind of a jerk. All the great ones are.

	Monday July 7, 2008 This week your child will hear Queen’s 1975 magnum opus, “Bohemian Rhapsody”. If your child is male, this will stimulate the chakras that control aggressive moustache growth. Female children will be unaffected, but it is wise to avoid Queen’s lesser known “Fat Bottom Girls”.

Mysterio Predicts is a special guest and co-contributer to Raising Funny People - The Wry Baby Blog. Wry Baby, makers of funny baby clothes, unique baby shower gifts and fun gifts for new parents bring you Mysterio Predicts every Monday here at wrybaby.com/blog.

To learn more about Mysterio, or purchase Mysterio’s popular baby tee shirts featuring Mysterio’s predictions of your baby’s amazing future, visit Mysterio’s corner of Wry Baby at www.wrybaby.com/mysterio-predicts.aspx. You can write to Mysterio at mysterio@wrybaby.com but be aware that not only is he very busy with his predictions and may not reply right away, he is also kind of a jerk. All the great ones are.

	Monday June 30, 2008 Your baby will speak with an over-the-top, snooty english accent for three non-consecutive days this week. But do not worry. It is only a phase.

Mysterio Predicts is a special guest and co-contributer to Raising Funny People - The Wry Baby Blog. Wry Baby, makers of funny baby clothes, unique baby shower gifts and fun gifts for new parents bring you Mysterio Predicts every Monday here at wrybaby.com/blog.

To learn more about Mysterio, or purchase Mysterio’s popular baby tee shirts featuring Mysterio’s predictions of your baby’s amazing future, visit Mysterio’s corner of Wry Baby at www.wrybaby.com/mysterio-predicts.aspx. You can write to Mysterio at mysterio@wrybaby.com but be aware that not only is he very busy with his predictions and may not reply right away, he is also kind of a jerk. All the great ones are.

	Monday June 23, 2008 With baby safe in your moter vehicle, you will stand outside with a cool metal nozzle in your hand. Sweat will drip from your brow as you squeeze the trigger, releasing an explosive discharge that will cost you dearly. Then you’ll probably get groceries together.

Mysterio Predicts is a special guest and co-contributer to Raising Funny People - The Wry Baby Blog. Wry Baby, makers of funny baby clothes, unique baby shower gifts and fun gifts for new parents bring you Mysterio Predicts every Monday here at wrybaby.com/blog.

To learn more about Mysterio, or purchase Mysterio’s popular baby tee shirts featuring Mysterio’s predictions of your baby’s amazing future, visit Mysterio’s corner of Wry Baby at www.wrybaby.com/mysterio-predicts.aspx. You can write to Mysterio at mysterio@wrybaby.com but be aware that not only is he very busy with his predictions and may not reply right away, he is also kind of a jerk. All the great ones are.

	Monday June 16, 2008 Your baby will become sticky and irritable. You will be sticky and irritable. Your husband will be sticky and irritable and if you have other children, pets or even friends, they will also be sticky and irritable. Holy Houdini, even I am sticky an irritable!

Mysterio Predicts is a special guest and co-contributer to Raising Funny People - The Wry Baby Blog. Wry Baby, makers of funny baby clothes, unique baby shower gifts and fun gifts for new parents bring you Mysterio Predicts every Monday here at wrybaby.com/blog.

To learn more about Mysterio, or purchase Mysterio’s popular baby tee shirts featuring Mysterio’s predictions of your baby’s amazing future, visit Mysterio’s corner of Wry Baby at www.wrybaby.com/mysterio-predicts.aspx. You can write to Mysterio at mysterio@wrybaby.com but be aware that not only is he very busy with his predictions and may not reply right away, he is also kind of a jerk. All the great ones are.