No cheating! All Wry Baby organic baby clothes are made from 100% organic yarns and thread and printed with water-based inks.

Long ago Kelly and I considered a jump into the organic baby realm. There was a soft rumbling of demand and when we looked into the manufacturing of organics, we found that prices were through the ozone-hole high! The only way to create a line of organic baby clothes was to cut corners in a big way and use an organic cotton blend. A very diluted cotton blend. We didn’t think there was any sense in doing that so we waited. And waited. And while prices surprisingly haven’t come down much, they came down enough that we could take a leap of faith (in our stores and our fans) and do the kind of organic baby clothes line that we always wanted to do. One that was, for lack of a better term, real.

Our factories organic certification document from the Control Union. Boring, I know, but it means business.

Our factory is SKAL certified. Our 100% organic cotton and threads are SKAL certified. And that means you’re not just getting the real deal, you’re getting the cream of the organic crop. SKAL (now called Control Union Certifications) is, from their site, “an international group of companies specializing in independent cargo surveying, super-intending and certification. Our international network of offices, laboratories and accredited agents enables us to offer a complete package in logistics, quality and quantity management from the country of origin to the final destination.” Which is a fancy way of saying they’re hard core when it comes to authenticating organics.

The SKAL website is as dry as an Al Gore speech, but if you’d like to learn more, you can visit them here. Oh, and just so’s you know, if you search for Wry Baby in the list of certified companies we won’t come up. We work with a factory that specializes in awesome, certified organic product. They make our product from harvest to container and they’re listed as certified.

As if you need more proof that we prefer the best when it comes to organic baby stuff, meet our teammate in organics, Bath By Bettijo. If you thought the requirements for organic baby clothes were tough, you should check out what you have to do to have an organic bath lotion line. But Bettijo’s a pro and her line of organic baby body wash and lotion are dee-lightfully natural and top notch. You can check out her story here. You can find our fun partnership in the form of our deluxe Organic Baby Gift Set here.

So in the end, if you’re looking for a great organic baby shower gift or you just want to turn your own son or daughter into a smelly hippie, you’ve come to the right place! Click here to make a difference and remember to raise funny people!

• The 100% SKAL certified cotton is extra thick. Thicker than you’d ever expect from a funny onesie and, frankly, thicker than you will get most elsewhere. We made our organic baby clothes with extra plush 100% organic cotton because if you’re buying something special, it should be just that – Special. At our trade shows, boutique owners who deal in organics have compared the feel of our organic cottons to bamboo. Yeah, It’s that nice!
• It’s extra soft because we give the cotton a gentle softening “wash” at early in the manufacturing (before it’s sewn into our trademark snapsuit). This natural wash brings up the pile, adding both to the thickness and softness of the garment.
• It’s incredibly well made. From the organic cotton, to the organic threads. From the sewing to the water-based printing, we’ve created a line of organic baby clothes that are worthy not only of your little bundle of joy, but to bear the Wry Baby label.

Speaking of labels, our mock fruit crate label (above) was no easy print job! With all the color type in that black background, getting everything to align was no organic, gluten-free picnic. But we’re really happy that we were able to get it to print right. And with water-based inks, to boot! Pick one up and see for yourself for just $39 at www.wrybaby.com

THIS 100% ORGANIC GIFT SET will have baby radiating environmentalism. People who see your child will instantly feel a need to recycle something. Cars will screech to a halt and freeways will fill with bicyclists. Armpit hair will grow to exciting new lengths and bean curd will top every fast food menu. “You’re welcome!” from Wry Baby and Bath By Bettijo!

And from the packaging on our CRUNCHY ORGANIC BABY Organic Outfit:

THIS 100% ORGANIC OUTFIT will cover baby from neck to ankle in soft, certified organic goodness. It’s also printed with water-based ink, which makes this garment as green as green can be. Unless it came with a live, wild monkey or maybe a giant tarantula fromt he rainforest. That would be substantially greener. We’ll get to work on that. wrybaby.com.

Why go throught the trouble of writing custom stories on each organic bellyband? Because the best gifts at a baby shower get passed around! While it’s fun for the new parent to read our silly product desriptions, it’s even more of a hoot when it’s a whole room full of fun shower guests having fun with it! You’ll see!

With our spread of funny organic baby clothes, everyone gets to do something for the planet and everyone can can have fun raising funny people!

For example, our Enjoying and Organic Lifestyle Organic Snapsuit is a terrifically funny organic snapsuit that’s only a few dollars more than our regular funny baby clothes at just $27. it’s a hilarious way to go green on a budget! For those looking for fun, organic baby shower gifts, you can choose our sarcastic Thanks for the Global Warming Organic Snapsuit in its fun packaging for $29, our snuggly soft organic baby outfit for just $39 or you can go green crazy with our super deluxe Organic Gift Set that’s still a bargain at $48.

While the condition of our planet is fairly depressing, there’s no reason why your organic baby clothes need to be. Bring your family’s organic lifestyle to the forefront with this clever 100% SKAL certified organic cotton snapsuit from Wry Baby. Available now for just $27 at www.wrybaby.com