the Wry Baby Blog

First we launch a new line of 100% super organic baby clothes and now we’re getting all stoner for Barneys NY? I’m having our water tested ASAP. Actually, we’re totally stoked to announce that we’re a part of Barneys’ HAVE A HIPPIE HOLIDAY fun-fest. Barneys asked us to do a set of fun, 100% organic baby bibs that, like, totally jived with their peace + love theme. We were more than happy to set down our bongs and hooka tubes to cooperate in a non-violent fashion.

On your way to the head shop, stop by your local Barneys and pick up one of our 100% organic cotton bibs. Or, if you’re too baked to go outside (everyone really is looking at you, BTW), amble over to barneys.com and score some sweet Wry Baby bibbage. $20 each only at Barneys.

Awww. When Cost Plus World Market asked us to give the boring old hooded towel the Wry Baby treatment, the first place we went was Pirates. But Princesses were a close second! And the funnest part about doing the Princess Towel for World Market was creating a Bath Time Fairy Tale fit for a smelly, yet-to-be-bathed tot of royal blood. Here’s the fun label we created for the Cost Plus World Marktet Princess hooded towel:

Now, if you click above you’ll get a bigger view, but for the carpal tunnel crowd, here’s the whole bath time tale:

ONCE UPON A BATH TIME…

THERE WAS ONCE A LITTLE PRINCESS who was under the curse of a terrible Sea Dragon. The bad Dragon had made her so stinky and smelly, that not one of her  subjects would play with her. This made the Princess sad. Very smelly, and very sad.

Her father, the King, had an idea. He would give the Princess a nice, long warm bath. Perhaps that would lift the curse! They scrubbed and scrubbed until finally the Princess smelled like a field of pretty flowers!

The bad Dragon took one whiff of the little Princess and sneezed so hard (for most Dragons are allergic to flowers, you know) that he was blown far, far away. And the Princess lived cleanly ever after. THE END.

Looking for the perfect baby gift for a little princess in your life? Guide all the King’s horses over to worldmarket.com or rescue one from the ogres at your local World Market!

Arg, we posted before about our much anticipated launch of the baby hooded towels and washcloths we made exclusively for Cost Plus World Market. I thought I’d share a close-up of the fun label we did for the Pirate themed hooded towel. As with all our fun baby gifts and baby clothes, we spared no brain cells to make every inch of this fun baby shower gift super fun.

Our super fun pirate hooded towel and washcloth bath set is available now exlusively at Cost Plus World Market. Find a store near you here or pick it up online at worldmarket.com

Ahoy, Lubbers! Feast yer eaye on t’ Pirate hooded bath towel ‘n’ washcloth sets by Wry Baby. They be newly designed exclusively fer World Market ‘n’ they be fer both babys ‘n’ scurvy dogs that’s grown a bit. Ye c’n see how t’ scallywags at Wry Baby be makin’ a pirates hat out o’ t’ hooded bit o’ th’ towel. Bloomin’ genius! Yo Ho Har!

Aye, these hooded baby towels ‘n’ washcloths be ready t’ plunder at yer local World Market! Or sail o’er t’ their website t’ score this terrycloth booty!

Arr, an’ t’ washcloths ‘r’ packed with salty wisdom! “Nobody Likes A Smelly Pirate!” Aye, no truer words e’er been spoke! Me favorite be, “Live Clean! Fight Dirty!”. Set yer course t’ yer local World Market ‘r set sail for worldmarket.com t’ lay yer ruddy hands on this bounty fer baby!

By t’ Powers! Thar be t’ washcloths I be goin’ on about like a sprog! If ye be walkin’ t’ plank, best t’ have these t’ scrub th’ barnacles off with!

Pirate translation courtesy of the Pirate-to-English Translator at talklikeapirate.com

Here’s a closer look at one of the hooded towel & washcloth sets that Wry Baby designed especially and exclusively for World Market. We took the basic hooded towel and expanded on the hood to create a little terry Princess hat complete with satiny ribbon trim up top (the perfect length for blowing in the wind whislt awaiting rescue from yonder tower window). We also added pockets to the inside top corners of the towel so it could be useful for playtime as well as bathtime!

Now gracing a World Market near you (or online at worldmarket.com), Wry Babys exclusive Princess hooded towel and washcloth set. The hooded towel comes with a fun fairy tale suitable for bathtime about a cute little Princess who was cursed to be incredibly smelly, the dragon that cursed her and her eventual rescue by the King and some soap.

From the World Market website, you get a better idea of how the hooded towel pockets look.The bath towel is a generous 24″Wx36″L and the washcloths are an enormous 12″x12″.

You can only find the Wry Baby Princess Bath Set at your local World Market or online at worldmarket.com.

Not only are our organic clothes totally, completely, ultimaely hard-core organic (100% Skal certified w/ water based inks), our organic baby clothes are F-U-N and F-U-N-N-Y, people! That’s right. Our new organic onesies, organic baby outfit and even our organic baby gift set takes everything good about the organic baby clothes movement, takes out all the cliches and hands you back a super thick, snuggly organic cotton baby gift you can feel good super about! Check it all out here in our new ORGANICS section.

Packaged ever so cleverly, this array of organic baby clothes offers unmatched sustainable laughs.
From Left to Right, Top to Bottom:

Crunchy Organic Baby Outfit - Slap a hilarious fruit crate label on your juicy little tot. $39 here.
Ask Me About My Compost Pile Gift Set - A Wry Baby organic snapsuit along with a lotion/body wash set from Bath by Bettijo. $48 here.
Thanks For All The Global Warming Snapsuit - Yeah, way to stick it to Gen Z. $29 here.
Enjoying An Organic Lifestyle Snapsuit - Hairy armpits included! No extra charge. $27 here.

We just launched a whole line of funny baby gifts in New York (the newly, plushly hilarious Wry Baby Organics, our new book AND our new burp cloth sets) and the treats keep coming with a special project we did for a special someone. It’s not hit shelves yet (a manager in the O.C. says he hopes to get his out next week), but I thought I’d post a little teaser shot for y’alls. Can you put together the heavy handed clues and guess what we’ve been up to?

We’re SO excited. Stay tuned for the formal announcement!