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I’ve so got pirates on the brain. It all started when Cost Plus World Market asked us to design some fun hooded towels. We did a Princess towel for the little ladies and the funnest ever pirate hooded towel for little buccaneers. Now my world is all piratey!!!

I recently found that coolest Pirates of the Caribbean vinyl figure, the worlds worst pirate accessory and now, the world’s best pirate haberdashery! Captain Jack’s Pirate Hats are the best pirate hat replicas you’ll find this side of Port Royal. For how crazily well-crafted these hats are, they come in a huge number of styles. Most of his pirate hats are handcrafted from wool felt and treated with either acrylic (a dull matte finish) or an oil/wax treatment (for maximum weatherproofing), but there are also cashmere, straw and sea grass styles to choose from. Ahh, but that’s not the only reason we’re obsessed with Captain Jack’s Pirate hats.

These exquisite hat stands are also available to display your awesome pirate prize! Ranging from $175 to $325, they are every bit worth the booty in their attention to concept and detail. Guess what’s going on wrybabydave’s Christmas list this year?

And while Captain Jack’s flippin’ awesome pirate hats will make an excellent gift for Dave and Dad, why not let all adventurers in your family play pirates with our Pirate hooded towel? Captain Jacks hats can be found at captjackspiratehats.com and they range from the insanely acheivable $80 to the super fancy $225 (with lots of choices in between). Our pirate baby hooded towels at Cost Plus World Market for just $19.99.

Arg, we posted before about our much anticipated launch of the baby hooded towels and washcloths we made exclusively for Cost Plus World Market. I thought I’d share a close-up of the fun label we did for the Pirate themed hooded towel. As with all our fun baby gifts and baby clothes, we spared no brain cells to make every inch of this fun baby shower gift super fun.

Our super fun pirate hooded towel and washcloth bath set is available now exlusively at Cost Plus World Market. Find a store near you here or pick it up online at worldmarket.com

Even when that custom Halloween costume came off the rack. We funny baby clothes making goofballs here at Wry Baby figure that if you can’t decide which costume to wear out on the big night, why not wear both?

Also notice that’s a Spiderman candy bucket. 3 outfits in 1!!

See other costumes that are already too clever to alter at wrybaby.com. Our Super Snapsuit is an excellent choice for boys and girls and they’re available now for just $30. Make every day super!

Ahoy, Lubbers! Feast yer eaye on t’ Pirate hooded bath towel ‘n’ washcloth sets by Wry Baby. They be newly designed exclusively fer World Market ‘n’ they be fer both babys ‘n’ scurvy dogs that’s grown a bit. Ye c’n see how t’ scallywags at Wry Baby be makin’ a pirates hat out o’ t’ hooded bit o’ th’ towel. Bloomin’ genius! Yo Ho Har!

Aye, these hooded baby towels ‘n’ washcloths be ready t’ plunder at yer local World Market! Or sail o’er t’ their website t’ score this terrycloth booty!

Arr, an’ t’ washcloths ‘r’ packed with salty wisdom! “Nobody Likes A Smelly Pirate!” Aye, no truer words e’er been spoke! Me favorite be, “Live Clean! Fight Dirty!”. Set yer course t’ yer local World Market ‘r set sail for worldmarket.com t’ lay yer ruddy hands on this bounty fer baby!

By t’ Powers! Thar be t’ washcloths I be goin’ on about like a sprog! If ye be walkin’ t’ plank, best t’ have these t’ scrub th’ barnacles off with!

Pirate translation courtesy of the Pirate-to-English Translator at talklikeapirate.com