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Funny Baby Book Makes Lousy Child Psychology Book.

Wry Gang — Tue, 08 Sep 2009 14:55:18 +0000

Our funny baby book, the best-selling Safe Baby Handling Tips crops up in the darndest places. A fan sent us this photo of our funny baby book filed in the Child Psychology section at a Borders Books in California. I suppose that our handling tips can be helpful in some way. For the tragically idiotic, perhaps.

Did you know an author (or his/her publisher) has no real control over where your book is filed in those big box bookstores? True. Our other funny baby book, (our hilarious take on the baby journal, The New Parents’ Fun Book) is permanently housed a few books away from Dr. Spock in the Child Development section at both Borders and Barnes and Noble. Not with the other baby journals at all. Weird, no?

Press: Ahoy! New Pirate Towels in Earnshaw’s!

Wry Gang — Sat, 25 Jul 2009 01:51:46 +0000

Argh! We Wry Baby folk be lucky to be spotted in Earnshaw’s Magazine. Aye, and it be our new Pirate Hooded Towel that be gettin’ all the glory! Ye won’t be findin’ it in stores, ye scurvy dogs, until later this year. But if ye be a land lubbin’ habedashery o’ sorts, ye can set sail fer the NYIGF ‘n get a glass eye full o’ our fare.

Skyscrapers for Sale. REDUCED PRICE!

Wry Gang — Wed, 22 Jul 2009 15:57:30 +0000

Something Extra for Dad this Father’s Day.

Wry Gang — Tue, 09 Jun 2009 13:00:57 +0000

Looking to get Dad a unique Father’s Day gift this year? Something he can use everyday? Something that doesn’t require sizing information? Something all the fellas at the office will surely envy? Have we got the Father’s Day gift for YOU! EXTRA NIPPLES!

Comfortable, easy to wear. Both attractive AND durable. Wry Baby’s Extra Nipples were made with Dad in mind. These four handsome pin back nipple buttons come with instructions and, if you use the COUPON CODE: NIPPLEBLOG, you can pick these beauties up for 25% OFF*. That’s right, for JUST $6.75 at wrybaby.com.

* Cut and Paste code into section labeled SALES AND DISCOUNTS, located on your shopping cart page. Sale ends June 30, 2009 (EXTENDED!). Rock out with your Nips out.

Mysterio Monday for May 25, 2009

Wry Gang — Mon, 25 May 2009 15:39:30 +0000

Mysterio Predicts the
Week of May 25, 2009

I see long, pinkish tubes of unspecified meat product sweating on a heated grate of some kind. It’s very confusing. I must seek further into the Future-realm for clarity after I finish this delicious hot dog.

Mysterio Predicts is a special guest and co-contributer to Raising Funny People – The Wry Baby Blog. Wry Baby, makers of funny baby clothes, unique baby shower gifts and fun gifts for new parents bring you Mysterio Predicts every Monday here at wrybaby.com/blog.

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Mysterio Monday for May 18, 2009

Wry Gang — Mon, 18 May 2009 19:24:56 +0000

Mysterio Predicts the
Week of May 18, 2009

Things your child must avoid this week:

Balloons

Frozen Mini-Tacos

Green Cayons (all shades including blue-green)

Traveling Rodeos

Mysterio Monday for May 4, 2009

Wry Gang — Mon, 04 May 2009 17:07:07 +0000

Mysterio Predicts the
Week of May 4, 2009

The hacking cough that your baby will develop this week is due to post-nasal drip brought on by seasonal allergies. That head-to-toe rash, however, remains a mystery.

Mysterio Monday for April 20, 2009

Wry Gang — Mon, 20 Apr 2009 14:43:02 +0000

Mysterio Predicts the
Week of April 20, 2009

Your child will celebrate Earth Day this week by eating many, many dirt clods while you are not looking.

Press – Mysterio Predicts on Cookie.com

Wry Gang — Fri, 17 Apr 2009 12:34:07 +0000

Mysterio Predicts, Wry Baby’s resident infant mentalist, was featured on cookie.com’s NESTING blog. Thanks to Sarah for giving him some ink! Of course, Mysterio claims he knew you would eventually. He’s kind of a jerk like that. Click here to check out the review.

Super Baby Alert!

Wry Gang — Wed, 15 Apr 2009 15:14:25 +0000

Another Super Baby has been spotted! Authorities claim the baby, called Tebow, arrived quite spectacularly and single-handedly wrestled a grey blanket into submission. These dramatic action photos were taken by little Tebow’s Mom, Allie, who had this to say, “My baby IS super!” Due to this adorable evidence, we have to agree. Thanks, Alli!

Tebow IS super with or without his Super Snapsuit by Wry Baby. Just $30 at wrybaby.com.