For those of you who don’t know, we work with a mystic seer named Mysterio who predicts babies’ futures and prints them on little t-shirts. His line is a best-seller for Wry Baby and (many of you who know Mysterio already know this part) we’ve been out of stock for a bit. Mysterio’s very talented, but he’s pretty difficult to work with (he’s also kind of a jerk) and he hasn’t returned our many emails asking him when he’s sending us more shirts.

Well we just heard from him today and there’s lots of good news to report! Mysterio will be back in stock in early December AND he’s replaced 6 of his previous 12 futures with six new shiny ones! The only bad news is that he won’t say what they are. See? Kind of a jerk move, right?
Here’s a list of his past predictions for those of you who’d like to speculate as to which will be replaced and what the new ones might be:
Big Tipper
Game Show Host
Conspiracy Nut
Monkey Wrangler
Romance Novelist
Criminal Mastermind
Hog Calling Champion
Professional Bowler
Flamenco Dancer
Mafia Accountant
Dog Show Judge
Donut Tycoon
Want to get to know more about Mysterio? He may be a jerk, but he’s had some pretty exciting adventures. Like the time he was kidnapped by elves.
And if you just want to check back to see if the new shirts are in, visit Mysterio’s mysterious little corner at Wry Baby.
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