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	Mysterio Predicts the Week of August 18, 2008 With the back of your hand, gently press it against your child’s forehead. Be sure that the hair is swept up and it is only your skin against the soft skin of your child’s face. Now, if he/she doesn’t have Olympic fever, there must be something seriously wrong.

Mysterio Predicts is a special guest and co-contributer to Raising Funny People - The Wry Baby Blog. Wry Baby, makers of funny baby clothes, unique baby shower gifts and fun gifts for new parents bring you Mysterio Predicts every Monday here at wrybaby.com/blog.

To learn more about Mysterio, or purchase Mysterio’s popular baby tee shirts featuring Mysterio’s predictions of your baby’s amazing future, visit Mysterio’s corner of Wry Baby at www.wrybaby.com/mysterio-predicts.aspx. You can write to Mysterio at mysterio@wrybaby.com but be aware that not only is he very busy with his predictions and may not reply right away, he is also kind of a jerk. All the great ones are.

	Mysterio Predicts the Week of August 11, 2008 Allow your child watch Olympic coverage for 36 consecutive hours this week. Then leave the child alone in a room with only a javelin, some chalk dust and walls painted with thousands of expectant spectators. You shall be surprised at the results!

Mysterio Predicts is a special guest and co-contributer to Raising Funny People - The Wry Baby Blog. Wry Baby, makers of funny baby clothes, unique baby shower gifts and fun gifts for new parents bring you Mysterio Predicts every Monday here at wrybaby.com/blog.

To learn more about Mysterio, or purchase Mysterio’s popular baby tee shirts featuring Mysterio’s predictions of your baby’s amazing future, visit Mysterio’s corner of Wry Baby at www.wrybaby.com/mysterio-predicts.aspx. You can write to Mysterio at mysterio@wrybaby.com but be aware that not only is he very busy with his predictions and may not reply right away, he is also kind of a jerk. All the great ones are.

Practice makes perfect and style is forever! Here are more favorites from Wry Baby’s portable salon, the Wry Baby Hairdo Maker. Jjust $11.99 and available only through this link

The ADMIRAL MUTTON - Your little lamb chop will look smashing in these stylish mutton chops!

The MINI-MOOCHER - Mama’s saliva (and lots of it!) is the secret to this jazzy little number!

Style your own! Just $11.99 here at wrybaby.com!

	Mysterio Predicts the Week of August 4, 2008 On Wednesday, August 6th, at exactly 3:43pm, if you were to firmly, but not forcefully, press your ear to your baby’s left ear, you will be astonished to hear sounds of ocean waves lapping the shore. It will last for several minutes.

Mysterio Predicts is a special guest and co-contributer to Raising Funny People - The Wry Baby Blog. Wry Baby, makers of funny baby clothes, unique baby shower gifts and fun gifts for new parents bring you Mysterio Predicts every Monday here at wrybaby.com/blog.

To learn more about Mysterio, or purchase Mysterio’s popular baby tee shirts featuring Mysterio’s predictions of your baby’s amazing future, visit Mysterio’s corner of Wry Baby at www.wrybaby.com/mysterio-predicts.aspx. You can write to Mysterio at mysterio@wrybaby.com but be aware that not only is he very busy with his predictions and may not reply right away, he is also kind of a jerk. All the great ones are.

You can dress your baby in all the cool baby clothes you want, but to have the kind of baby that people talk about (in a good way), you’ll need to plan your infant’s follicle future today! That’s why we offer the Wry Baby Hairdo Maker (on sale right now only through this blog link for just $11.99). A pad of 35 blank baby-heads is your canvas for creating wild and wonderful hair styles for your future fashion plate.

We have one up in the office and everyone who visits likes to design their own creations. It’s so fun (and there are so many!) that I’ll post the best from time to time. Pick up a Hairdo Maker and “Doodle YOUR Baby Beautiful!”

The Wry Baby Hairdo Maker - $11.99 exclusively at wrybaby.com

The Super Snapsuit isn’t just a unique baby gift for baby. It’s an interactive goody that’s fun for the whole family. Little Ruby Thier and her fun folks, Kathryn & Michael, found that out for themselves over the weekend. Apparently, for all the upsides to having a “super kid”, being super is super exhausting work! Thanks for the photos, Michael! Ruby really IS Super Cute!

Ruby patrols the household, making the kitchen safe for family and friends.

Ruby is pooped from the weight of her Super responsibility and Mom lends a shoulder to lean on.

A well deserved nap and Ruby will be back to being her super self!

Super Snapsuits for Boys and Girls available now at wrybaby.com for just $30.

	Mysterio Predicts the Week of July 28, 2008 This week will be special for you and your baby. You will simultaneously wish that life would be easier if you were in each others shoes and then it will happen with hilarious results. You will both be very relieved when returned to normal.

Mysterio Predicts is a special guest and co-contributer to Raising Funny People - The Wry Baby Blog. Wry Baby, makers of funny baby clothes, unique baby shower gifts and fun gifts for new parents bring you Mysterio Predicts every Monday here at wrybaby.com/blog.

To learn more about Mysterio, or purchase Mysterio’s popular baby tee shirts featuring Mysterio’s predictions of your baby’s amazing future, visit Mysterio’s corner of Wry Baby at www.wrybaby.com/mysterio-predicts.aspx. You can write to Mysterio at mysterio@wrybaby.com but be aware that not only is he very busy with his predictions and may not reply right away, he is also kind of a jerk. All the great ones are.

Of all the internet orders we receive in a day here at Wry Baby, there are always one or two funny baby gift purchases a week that are works of art. We witness the work of a true power baby gift shopper and we light candles in recognition of their thrifty brilliance. One such order came in today and as I scrolled down deeper and deeper into their purchased items, I had to go back up to the dollar total at the top to make sure I didn’t mess up one of our promotional codes (I often do that. Sometimes to a ridiculous extent).

Here’s what they got, and please note that all this totaled less than $100 with shipping included (we pause to light another candle):

Heck, this load of terrificly unique baby shower gifts actually barely broke $90 once shipping was added! And for the best funny baby clothing company out there, they didn’t order a stitch of it. Oh, sure they got our two best selling books (Safe Baby Handling Tips & Safe Baby Pregnancy Tips), Our now-famous Wheel of Responsibility, our version of a baby journal, the New Parents’ Fun Book, our hilarious diaper bag flair for Mom and Dad and the painfully funny Dad gag, the Hey Dad To-Do Pad, but still. What a fun baby shower package, right? And for those who want all the savings with less work, check out our discounted Wry Baby gift sets!

	Monday July 21, 2008 Your child will be quite grumpy all week. Your usual strategies of soothing and calming will be ineffective, however, because The Dark Knight is rated PG-13 and you really shouldn’t let a baby see that sort of thing.

Mysterio Predicts is a special guest and co-contributer to Raising Funny People - The Wry Baby Blog. Wry Baby, makers of funny baby clothes, unique baby shower gifts and fun gifts for new parents bring you Mysterio Predicts every Monday here at wrybaby.com/blog.

To learn more about Mysterio, or purchase Mysterio’s popular baby tee shirts featuring Mysterio’s predictions of your baby’s amazing future, visit Mysterio’s corner of Wry Baby at www.wrybaby.com/mysterio-predicts.aspx. You can write to Mysterio at mysterio@wrybaby.com but be aware that not only is he very busy with his predictions and may not reply right away, he is also kind of a jerk. All the great ones are.

Yay! Our first full fledged review of our new New Parents’ Fun Book and it’s a hit! The folks over at coolmompicks.com are famous for finding the very best baby stuffs from all over the world and we’re super honored that our New Parents’ Fun Book ranks high in their expert opinion. And here’s some of that opinion now:

This book is a riot, as would be expected from Wry Baby. It turns every point of new parent stress on its head by looking at the funny side of it. There’s a “curse”word puzzle, diaper Rorschach tests, and a nickname maker-upper. Even a super-serious first time mom like I was will find it irresistible

See the rest of the review here. The New Parents’ Fun Book is available in all bookstores and on wrybaby.com now for just $12.95. Want a peek inside? Check it out here, Mr./Mrs. Curiouspants!