the Wry Baby Blog

1. Extra Nipples – 4 nipple pins for nursing Moms, art models or the elderly (?) - $9, 2. Mysterio Predicts – Mysterio Predicts your child’s future (on a nice t-shirt) – amazingly only $12.95 3. Wheel of Responsibility for the iPhone – Our best-selling chore-dealing game is now an iPhone app with a special stats feature that tells you who’s getting the shaft from Fate – .99¢ 4. Snarky Burp Cloths – Exude the finest in Mom-itude sentiments – ON SALE FOR $14.99 (until 12/25/09) 5. Drooly Bib – Water-proof, but in no way  giggle-proof – $9.99 6. Proud Parent Pins – Think of it as diaper bag flare for hip Moms and Dads, $9 per pack.

Look up.  little to the right…see it up there? In the corner by the BLOG button? That green bar that says FREE GROUND SHIPPING? It’s true, you know. Order over $55 worth of the funnest baby gifts on the intertubes and you got yourself some extra dough to throw around like Scrooge after a bad dream, Baby!

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Last year, we were stunned to learn that Target picked up our rather spicy Christmas Card. This year we’re thrilled to see it’s back! Based on our best-selling instructional books, Safe Baby Handling Tips and Safe Baby Pregnancy Tips, it offers a handy tip on Mistletoe Placement that can save you a LOT of embarrassment at your next holiday function.

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Baby’s First Toys (1978) gets it horrifically wrong from the cover. Balloons? Inside, marbles and buttons (buttons!?) are included in what may be the worst childrens book ever. This in contrast to be BEST dangerous baby book ever, Safe Baby Handling Tips.