the Wry Baby Blog

Thank you all for the letters and wishes you’ve sent to us regarding Mysterio being, well, missing. For those who don’t know, what began as a week long buying trip to buy cotton for Mysterio’s line of baby t-shirts has resulted in Mysterio’s disappearance. It’s been 3 weeks since his last post and international authorities are scouring the globe to locate him. We were assuming the worst until this morning when we received a very mysterious package from Mysterio himself!

Frankly, this clue to Mysterio’s whereabouts brings up more questions than it answers. Inside a rough, wood crate we found this VERY smelly shrunken head and a frantic note from Mysterio! Here’s what it says:

I do not have much time to explain. Keep the contents of this parcel in a moist towel until I return. But not one of those towelettes that come in those small foil packets as it will be too small and I do not like the perfumes they emit. A regular cloth towel will be best. I am in grave danger as I write. Jiibayaabooz is playing a mighty role in my tribulations and I must conserve all my powers if I am to survvie this ordeal! I must go!

The note is unsigned and local law enforcement has taken a sample of the head to test. We are not sure if this is Mysterio’s head as it’s not only slightly decomposed, but also extremely wrinkly. We will keep you updated on the unfolding Mysterio situation. Again, thank you for your support.