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	Mysterio Predicts the Week of May 25, 2009 I see long, pinkish tubes of unspecified meat product sweating on a heated grate of some kind. It’s very confusing. I must seek further into the Future-realm for clarity after I finish this delicious hot dog.

Mysterio Predicts is a special guest and co-contributer to Raising Funny People – The Wry Baby Blog. Wry Baby, makers of funny baby clothes, unique baby shower gifts and fun gifts for new parents bring you Mysterio Predicts every Monday here at wrybaby.com/blog.

To learn more about Mysterio, or purchase Mysterio’s popular baby tee shirts featuring Mysterio’s predictions of your baby’s amazing future, visit Mysterio’s corner of Wry Baby at www.wrybaby.com/mysterio-predicts.aspx. You can write to Mysterio at mysterio@wrybaby.com but be aware that not only is he very busy with his predictions and may not reply right away, he is also kind of a jerk. All the great ones are.

	Mysterio Predicts the Week of May 18, 2009 Things your child must avoid this week: Balloons Frozen Mini-Tacos Green Cayons (all shades including blue-green) Traveling Rodeos

Mysterio Predicts is a special guest and co-contributer to Raising Funny People – The Wry Baby Blog. Wry Baby, makers of funny baby clothes, unique baby shower gifts and fun gifts for new parents bring you Mysterio Predicts every Monday here at wrybaby.com/blog.

To learn more about Mysterio, or purchase Mysterio’s popular baby tee shirts featuring Mysterio’s predictions of your baby’s amazing future, visit Mysterio’s corner of Wry Baby at www.wrybaby.com/mysterio-predicts.aspx. You can write to Mysterio at mysterio@wrybaby.com but be aware that not only is he very busy with his predictions and may not reply right away, he is also kind of a jerk. All the great ones are.

We just launched our first iPhone app. We’re getting lots of new stuff ready to launch at the big New York International Gift Fair this August. We’re making a smart phone friendly version of wrybaby.com. We’re putting the finishing touches on the funnest new things for our friends at Cost Plus World Market. We’re signed up for Baseball and Soccer while getting ready for our son’s big End of Grade testing while continuing restoration of our 103 year old home. So what do we do for fun?

The final presentation includes every kind of media imaginable. If you were wondering why Mysterio has dominated the blog over the last month, here’s why! Thanks for pitching in, Mysterio!

We’re branding our town, of course! Kelly and I have extensive advertising backrounds from our 15 years in San Francisco and our Downtown Commission asked our help to re-brand Mooresville, North Carolina’s historic downtown area. How could we say no!? We’re getting ready for a big launch in June, so stay tuned for the grand unvieling of the biggest, most un-baby-related thing Wry Baby has ever made…a whole town!

	Mysterio Predicts the Week of May 11, 2009 You were showered with gifts and attention last Sunday, but your child will work diligently this week to remind you who’s running the show around here.

Mysterio Predicts is a special guest and co-contributer to Raising Funny People – The Wry Baby Blog. Wry Baby, makers of funny baby clothes, unique baby shower gifts and fun gifts for new parents bring you Mysterio Predicts every Monday here at wrybaby.com/blog.

To learn more about Mysterio, or purchase Mysterio’s popular baby tee shirts featuring Mysterio’s predictions of your baby’s amazing future, visit Mysterio’s corner of Wry Baby at www.wrybaby.com/mysterio-predicts.aspx. You can write to Mysterio at mysterio@wrybaby.com but be aware that not only is he very busy with his predictions and may not reply right away, he is also kind of a jerk. All the great ones are.

	Mysterio Predicts the Week of May 4, 2009 The hacking cough that your baby will develop this week is due to post-nasal drip brought on by seasonal allergies. That head-to-toe rash, however, remains a mystery.

Mysterio Predicts is a special guest and co-contributer to Raising Funny People – The Wry Baby Blog. Wry Baby, makers of funny baby clothes, unique baby shower gifts and fun gifts for new parents bring you Mysterio Predicts every Monday here at wrybaby.com/blog.

To learn more about Mysterio, or purchase Mysterio’s popular baby tee shirts featuring Mysterio’s predictions of your baby’s amazing future, visit Mysterio’s corner of Wry Baby at www.wrybaby.com/mysterio-predicts.aspx. You can write to Mysterio at mysterio@wrybaby.com but be aware that not only is he very busy with his predictions and may not reply right away, he is also kind of a jerk. All the great ones are.