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Okay, I don’t know if someone said something to Donald, our temp who’s here until Terri gets back, but he just went totally crazy NUTS this morning! For, like, zero reason! It’d be really funny if it wasn’t so freaking scary. He’s calm now, as I type this, but that was just too, too much. And we didn’t even press the whole “pooping on the floor” thing! Seriously, we’re so glad it’s Friday so we can get away from Donald. Come back, Terri Cola!

Donald was fine until he got off the phone.

Then he goes completely ape s***. And I don’t mean that disrespectfully.

Afterward he stayed under the order desk for a while. Awkward!! Later he took a big order for Super Snapsuits, so it turned out to be an okay morning otherwise.

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It’s October 1 and the sweaty, humid sstench of latex masks has already filled the air here at Wry Baby. Or is that just Donald? Anyway, it’s our favorite month here at Wry Baby, so look for some fun Halloween baby clothes, Halloween treats and Halloween ideas for having the best Halloween ever.

Remember your first Halloween mask? Better yet, have a pic of you in it? Send it in and we’ll post it up here at the Wry Baby Blog. Meanwhile, you can find more suitable, new baby Halloween gear over at wrybaby.com. Our “Official Candy Tester” Outfit is avaiable now for just $28. Don’t go trick or treating without it!

I’m sorry, but this is awful. I’m not saying outright that Donald, our new temp, did this, but come on… there’s only Kelly and I here while Terri’s gone and I certainly didn’t do it. Kelly, who found “it” by her desk this morning, is horrified beyond belief. That leaves Donald. We’re not sure what to do. He was acting kind of weird before we left for the day yesterday and when we asked him about it this morning he said it must be mice. He also said that it wasn’t there when he left. But then he acted really weird after our chat. We don’t know what to think. But we really miss Terri, that’s for sure.

Kelly discovers poop on the floor. By her desk. If you’re a scientist or a vet or Jane Goodall, please click the image for an uncensored view and please tell us if this is mouse poop or not. Because we totally don’t think it is.