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Last Friday we brought on a temp to help us out with orders for our funny baby clothes while Terri was out on vacation. It’s going alright, I guess, but there really are drawbacks to working with new people. There’s training, but that’s true of anyone you hire. I’m talking about chemistry. Donald’s nice, but there are little things that are starting to bug. It’s only day 2 of his temporary employment with Wry Baby, so maybe things will get better. If you call, please don’t say anything to Donald, ‘kay?

Donald processing some orders for our funny baby clothes. He’s a quick learner and can already handle the phones as well as Terri.

Thing is, Donald’s kind of messy. This is the Wry Baby bathroom on Donald’s first day. At noon! It’s this kind of stuff that could get old really fast. But how do you tell him to improve on “not leaving hair all over the bathroom”. Kinda gross.

	Mysterio Predicts the Week of September 29, 2008 Be aware that when your baby sees the Vice Presidential debate on Thursday night, afterward you will have to explain why everyone will refer to it as a “trainwreck”. Because your baby will not have seen any actual trains involved.

Mysterio Predicts is a special guest and co-contributer to Raising Funny People – The Wry Baby Blog. Wry Baby, makers of funny baby clothes, unique baby shower gifts and fun gifts for new parents bring you Mysterio Predicts every Monday here at wrybaby.com/blog.

To learn more about Mysterio, or purchase Mysterio’s popular baby tee shirts featuring Mysterio’s predictions of your baby’s amazing future, visit Mysterio’s corner of Wry Baby at www.wrybaby.com/mysterio-predicts.aspx. You can write to Mysterio at mysterio@wrybaby.com but be aware that not only is he very busy with his predictions and may not reply right away, he is also kind of a jerk. All the great ones are.

Have you ever called Wry Baby with a question or concern about the funny baby clothes you ordered? There’s a good chance you talked to Terri, our #1 office mate here at Wry Baby HQ. Terri is taking a little holiday and while we’ll miss her, but we really needed to find some temporary help while she was away. Believe us, finding a capable replacement for someone like Terri has NOT been easy. Luckily, our local temp agancy came through and our new friend, Donald, starts today. Of course, there will be a short training period, so thanks in advance for your patience, folks!

Terri, Queen of Funny Baby Clothes Orders both large and small. Sweet and effervescent enough to be nicknamed Terri Cola.

Terri’s replacement, Donald. Welcome aboard, Donald. We’re looking forward to a fun, productive week!

Probably not the kind of little ones you thought we’d be talking about, but Wry Baby’s always been a fan of these little pet costumes (images courtesy of cuteoverload.com, of course). So cute and so disturbing and so demeaning all at the same time. Speaking of Halloween outfits, we’ve got a nice little unisex Halloween outfit over at wrybaby.com right now (just $28) and our famous Super Snapsuits is a fantastic Halloween costume for baby no matter how hairy (as proven here).

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	Mysterio Predicts the Week of September 22, 2008 Although I can see the souls of millions, a humble witness to the vast, turbulent unfolding of space and time, I could not have forseen (or even fathomed the possibility) that your child could fit so many corn nuts in one nostril.

Mysterio Predicts is a special guest and co-contributer to Raising Funny People – The Wry Baby Blog. Wry Baby, makers of funny baby clothes, unique baby shower gifts and fun gifts for new parents bring you Mysterio Predicts every Monday here at wrybaby.com/blog.

To learn more about Mysterio, or purchase Mysterio’s popular baby tee shirts featuring Mysterio’s predictions of your baby’s amazing future, visit Mysterio’s corner of Wry Baby at www.wrybaby.com/mysterio-predicts.aspx. You can write to Mysterio at mysterio@wrybaby.com but be aware that not only is he very busy with his predictions and may not reply right away, he is also kind of a jerk. All the great ones are.

Not only are our organic clothes totally, completely, ultimaely hard-core organic (100% Skal certified w/ water based inks), our organic baby clothes are F-U-N and F-U-N-N-Y, people! That’s right. Our new organic onesies, organic baby outfit and even our organic baby gift set takes everything good about the organic baby clothes movement, takes out all the cliches and hands you back a super thick, snuggly organic cotton baby gift you can feel good super about! Check it all out here in our new ORGANICS section.

Packaged ever so cleverly, this array of organic baby clothes offers unmatched sustainable laughs.
From Left to Right, Top to Bottom:

Crunchy Organic Baby Outfit – Slap a hilarious fruit crate label on your juicy little tot. $39 here.
Ask Me About My Compost Pile Gift Set – A Wry Baby organic snapsuit along with a lotion/body wash set from Bath by Bettijo. $48 here.
Thanks For All The Global Warming Snapsuit – Yeah, way to stick it to Gen Z. $29 here.
Enjoying An Organic Lifestyle Snapsuit – Hairy armpits included! No extra charge. $27 here.

I’ve been looking for one of these for years. I really want to rock the pirate look, but in a more subtle way that says, “I’m dangerous, but not until much, much, much closer inspection would you ever guess.” This is the perfect gift for anyone who’s ever a survived minor wood shop injury. Or maybe suffered a broken pinky toe. Not recommended, however, for chronic nose pickers.

Not one to pass up a good genetailia joke (or a baby gift idea opportunity) perhaps our fun friends at Beba Bean who created the hilarious Pee Pee Tee Pee should give this a look? COuld be the next big baby shower gift!

More baby hairdo’s from your stylin’ friends at Wry Baby:

The TRUMP-ETE - You’ll look like a billion bucks with this combed cutey!

The LOPSY TOPSY - The scalp is half full with this sweetly side-swiped style!

Style your own! Just $11.99 exclusively here at wrybaby.com!

See our ever expanding gallery of gorgeousness here. Or practice your techniques here for nuthin’!

	Mysterio Predicts the Week of September 15, 2008 Monday - Grumpy. Tuesday – Happy. Wednesday – Triumphant. Thursday – Mild. Friday – Effervescent. Saturday – Pissed. Sunday – Bored. Born this week: Mostly Flatulent

Mysterio Predicts is a special guest and co-contributer to Raising Funny People – The Wry Baby Blog. Wry Baby, makers of funny baby clothes, unique baby shower gifts and fun gifts for new parents bring you Mysterio Predicts every Monday here at wrybaby.com/blog.

To learn more about Mysterio, or purchase Mysterio’s popular baby tee shirts featuring Mysterio’s predictions of your baby’s amazing future, visit Mysterio’s corner of Wry Baby at www.wrybaby.com/mysterio-predicts.aspx. You can write to Mysterio at mysterio@wrybaby.com but be aware that not only is he very busy with his predictions and may not reply right away, he is also kind of a jerk. All the great ones are.