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	Mysterio Predicts the Week of August 18, 2008 With the back of your hand, gently press it against your child’s forehead. Be sure that the hair is swept up and it is only your skin against the soft skin of your child’s face. Now, if he/she doesn’t have Olympic fever, there must be something seriously wrong.

Mysterio Predicts is a special guest and co-contributer to Raising Funny People - The Wry Baby Blog. Wry Baby, makers of funny baby clothes, unique baby shower gifts and fun gifts for new parents bring you Mysterio Predicts every Monday here at wrybaby.com/blog.

To learn more about Mysterio, or purchase Mysterio’s popular baby tee shirts featuring Mysterio’s predictions of your baby’s amazing future, visit Mysterio’s corner of Wry Baby at www.wrybaby.com/mysterio-predicts.aspx. You can write to Mysterio at mysterio@wrybaby.com but be aware that not only is he very busy with his predictions and may not reply right away, he is also kind of a jerk. All the great ones are.

It’s Sunday and the New York International Gift Fair opens today! It’s an early morning for Michael and Dave as they forage for lunch and coffee before taking the shuttle from the hotel to the Javits and into the booth for final prepping before facing the crowds. The booth turned out great, but we knew it would because our scale model told us so.

The Wry Baby booth during set-up and the final product on opening day. Big diff!

We never really got a chance to shoot any shots of the crowds in the Wry Baby booth. One reason was that we were super busy all day. Just as we finished helping a fun store, there was another waiting to see the fun new organics line. Yay! Traffic was heavy all day and by the time it let up, it was time to shut it all down for the day. But if it’s crowds ye be seakin’ get a load of the steaming heap of humanity that we had to wallow in waiting to get on the shuttle back to the hotel! Gee-ro-dee.

Before us, the longest shuttle line ever.

And you thought we were at the BACK of the line. Here’s how far our shuttle line stretched

Finishing set-up a day early at the NYIGF means you get the day before the show to do what you want. And for the Wry Baby crew, that means hanging out together! A walk through central park, a trip to the zoo and a romp in SOHO makes for a perfect day in NY before being stuck in the Javits for four days.

Team Wry Baby at the entrance to the NY Zoo in Central Park shortly before marveling at an enormous multitude of Fruit Bats and swimming polar bears.

It’s set up day at the NYIGF and what a joyous time we had! Kidding. Set-up sucks. Although when it’s done we get to buy ourselves a $13 martini somewhere cool and somehow it makes it aallll worth it. We usually get to the Javits Center (NY’s giant convention center) as early as we can in the hopes we can finish by the early afternoon. You know, for the expensive martini. Sadly, the events that follow took us 8 hours! See why, friends:

Welcome to Jacob Javits Convention Center! Here’s the lobby, early on the first set-up day. Need some coffee? Fuggetaboutit! All coffee stations closed! Ha ha ha hah!

Wry Baby crates full of cool baby clothes await us in the Wry Baby booth. This is always (and I mean ALWAYS) a welcome sight. Because if these guys don’t show, no show! This is how you pray each set-up day starts. Only with coffee.

First things first, we set up our custom-made hardwall system. So shiny! Oh, that’s Michael, BTW. Our head of sales, product development and shiny-hardwall-wall setting-up.

Next we hang the posters and unpack the crates. Which means covering every inch of carpet in stuff, insuring we don’t have anywhere to walk, work or rest. Remember in the ’70s, when Baskin-Robbins would have posters for the new flavors of the month? That’s what we try to do every show with our new fun baby gifts.

Is it me, or does it look like Michael’s doing all the work?

Well, someone has to hang back and take to pictures! Sheesh.

Up goes Wry Baby’s newest offering, the line of hilarious organic baby clothes and gift sets. All nice and special on the corner display.

All the empty boxes are returned to the crates and most of the trash thrown away. We’re finally finished! Can you believe that took 8 hours!? Can you believe how much it still looks like a mess? Trust me, things look way better once the Javits crew lays down the nice carpets in the aisles and the show lights come on. Of course, the booth looks even better when it’s packed full of excited buyers (not the foam core ones, either). Time for that martini!

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I’ve shown you the great lengths we go to to insure that our booth full of funny baby clothes sets up like we want it to once we get to NY. Well, the anal retentiveness doesn’t stop there. We also like to construct a scale model of the airports we’ll be departing from and arriving to. This year, it’s Charlotte International Airport and JFK in NY. We like to plot our best routes to our terminal and even optimal bathroom locations so our trip goes as smoothly as possible. Overkill you say? We say Wry Baby is always prepared for anything!

The scale model of the Charlotte International Airport we built (pictured above) is not nearly as detailed as the separate cross-section we made of the Jet Blue terminal showing bathroom locations and magazine shops with little scale candies and snacks. All the tiny sugar-glass shot glasses with NASCAR logos were made by Kelly and will be delicious to snack on when we return from NY. Our model of JFK is just as impressive and much more crowded with foam core travelers.

Wry Baby is in full show mode as we prepare to take off to NY for the hugemungous New York International Gift Fair. I mentioned before the kind of craziness we go through before the show, such as building a scale model of what the booth will look like and how we theme the booth to what we happen to be launching. Well, the cat’s out of the bag that we’re bringing a line of Organic baby clothes and organic gifts to the mix this year and here’s what we’re planning to showcase that newness.

Above is our booth model for this Summer! Front and center will be a display case made of fruit crates that holds our new line of organic baby clothes and organic baby gift sets. The case will sit on a platform covered with grass and we plan on stringing the organic clothes up on a line above the display. I’m supposed to paint some signage to sprinkle around to give it that authentic “organic market” feel, but right now I have no idea what I’ll do about that! Last minute panic, anyone?

The wall coverings are vinyl banners that we make whenever there’s something new and banner worthy. We re-use them for other shows and if we have to cycle something out to make room for new ones, we send them on a tour of our fun stores so they can use them!

So real, it’s like you’re there! See how happy the foam core people are? You have to watch out for foam core people at the actual show. They are not only very grumpy people, but they are also crazy flammable!

Organic baby clothes from Wry Baby are getting closer every day. We’re about to head to NY for the big International Gift Fair that opens next Sunday and we’ve got lots of new stuff to show off! Below is one of four new apparel items we’ll be launching. Coming from San Francisco, we’re intimately familiar with the ways of a true organic lifestyle and we thought that was sorely lacking from the trend of organic clothing for babies.

BTW, our organic baby clothes are made with premium organics. SKAL certified 100% organic yarns and waterbased inks. We also have long, luxurious armpit hairs that we comb 100 times a day. Every day. I’m combing right now.

We spend all day every day thinking of the parenting experience in a way that’s totally out of the box. And we’re big fans of anything that can redefine what it’s created for (does that make sense?). Now, we’re not huge Radiohead fans. Although we were among the first to pick up their first album, Pablo Honey, way back in ‘93, they got all big while we were distracted. But, they did manage to make our world’s most favoritest music video for “Just” from their second album, The Bends.

We love this video because it’s not really a music video at all, but a short film. We love that the band are just occasionally shown as observers of what the terrific little short story their telling. It’s not pompous, or over artistic…it’s a good story well told. Even if it’s kind of creepy. If you have a few minutes, check it out. I’ve seen it a million times and it still gives me goosebumps.

BTW, no one knows what the man says at the end and the band won’t come clean. The band claims that if they told you, you’d be lying down in the road, too.

	Mysterio Predicts the Week of August 11, 2008 Allow your child watch Olympic coverage for 36 consecutive hours this week. Then leave the child alone in a room with only a javelin, some chalk dust and walls painted with thousands of expectant spectators. You shall be surprised at the results!

Mysterio Predicts is a special guest and co-contributer to Raising Funny People - The Wry Baby Blog. Wry Baby, makers of funny baby clothes, unique baby shower gifts and fun gifts for new parents bring you Mysterio Predicts every Monday here at wrybaby.com/blog.

To learn more about Mysterio, or purchase Mysterio’s popular baby tee shirts featuring Mysterio’s predictions of your baby’s amazing future, visit Mysterio’s corner of Wry Baby at www.wrybaby.com/mysterio-predicts.aspx. You can write to Mysterio at mysterio@wrybaby.com but be aware that not only is he very busy with his predictions and may not reply right away, he is also kind of a jerk. All the great ones are.

Organic baby clothes are hot. Not in a greenhouse gas kind of way, but in an OMG-I-gots-to-get-environmentally-conscience-right-now kind of way. We here at Wry Baby are getting ready to launch our twisted version of the green movement by offering a slew of new organic goodness. Next week, in NY, we’ll be unveiling our entire line of Wry Baby Organics. All our organic baby clothes are made from SKAL certified 100% organic cotton and let me tell you, it’s thick, it’s soft and it rocks. Our inks are water-based, too. Here’s a sneaky peeky at one of our new boxed snapsuits:

We spared no expense in the funny department with the packaging. Each “belly band” on our boxed baby gifts tells the whole story behind our commitment to organics:

THIS ORGANIC SNAPSUIT is made of certified organic cotton yarn. That’s right, cer•ti•fied. By a control union in the Netherlands, no less. And while we don’t pretend to know where the Netherlands is, we do know that their guidelines are as rigid as the wooden shoes they probably wear. See what else we know about eco-friendly stuff at wrybaby.com

There will be 3 organic snapsuits (2 specially boxed, one loose) and one specially boxed outfit (long sleeve shirt and leggings). We’ll keep you posted on the others soon!