Our funny baby clothes business has become a local industry leader overnight. For some reason we looked up the Wikipedia entry for our hometown in North Carolina and found that we’re listed in the summation as a local industry powerhouse. Mooresville is home to Lowes Home Improvment Warehouse headquarters, a smattering of famous NASCAR race teams and…wrybaby.com headquarters. I didn’t realize we were that important!
Well! Now that we know where we stand here, you can bet we’ll start smoking imported cigars and meddling in local politics. I’m surprised the town elders haven’t come by to kiss our rings. I’ll have to put a call in about that. Also, we’ll have to start making stuff that produces huge amounts of toxic waste so we can dump it in Lake Norman and laugh about it over giant steaks with the Mayor.
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